Thursday, December 25, 2008

IcedCelebs Icicle Awards | Celebrity Jewelry

Well it’s very cold here and it’s most definitely snowing somewhere, so I’m officially starting the Annual Icicle Awards (we are Icedcelebs after all, right?). Don’t ask me how I came up with the categories, they are kind of random (I’m open to suggestions for next year and I might even consider letting someone else besides me vote!)
Rock Video
Ice Queen

A song by a band called Within Temptation. I’m guessing Evanescence fans must like this Dutch goth rock band as well. All I can say is yuck but I’m including them because they fit into my theme this week. This particular song was their breakthrough hit in 2001 after years in the ‘underground’ scene. (I’m guessing the same underground that includes a love of fantasy fiction, role playing games, air-brushed art that involves wizards and unicorns, and women with names like ‘Raven’.



Ice Dancers
First Place - Fire and Ice

A routine from the ridiculous movie (and I mean that as a compliment) Blades of Glory (2007). The song they are ‘ice dancing’ to is Fire and Ice by Pat Benatar, the ice skating fools are Will Ferrell and Jon Heder.



Second Place - Ice, Ice Baby

Actually, this is really Jim Carrey acting like Vanilla Ice on SNL.




Jim Carrey As Vanilla Ice - video powered by Metacafe


Jim Carrey As Vanilla Ice
Third Place - These Guys

These guys aren’t famous but they deserve some credit for their great wedding dance to Ice, Ice Baby!



Music Category - Rapper Actors

Well the only three nominees eligible for an icicle are Vanilla Ice, Ice T and Ice Cube. I will have to give Ice T and Ice Cube a tie here with no second place.


If I was very, very rich I would give each winner their choice of one of these beautiful icicle bracelets or a white gold icicle diamond pendant. I’m not, but if you are very rich please feel free to buy these and send them to me and I promise to forward them on (kidding!).

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