Friday, December 26, 2008
Fiat present in 2010 - model 500 SUV
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Boobs on Things That Don't Normally Have Boobs
This is not our fault.
We offered our fans a simple contest. An exercise of their artistic ability. We wanted it to be a Christmas present to them, and to you. That they would produce dozens of images that will haunt your nightmares is something we could not have anticipated nor controlled.
We offered $50 to someone who could use Photoshop to portray, "something with boobs, that does not usually have boobs." Yes, we regret it, and apologize for having no choice but to inflict them upon you. They start out okay, but about half way through the list you will begin your descent into madness.
NSF fucking W.
#33.
#32.
#31.
by SpaceJase
#30.
by Dr.Macaroni
#29.
#28.
by jcore
#27.
by McBeefy
#26.
by Jrizzok
#25.
by SpaceJase
#24.
by Meggito
#23.
by SpaceJase
#22.
by Rott
#21.
by capricia133
#20.
by Noisewater
#19.
by capricia13
#18.
by lordlim
#17.
by loud
#16.
by jcore
#15.
by qwk_chik
#14.
by Glenn
#13.
by capricia13
#12.
by Marsupial
#11.
by joscott
#10.
by Wibblewobble
#9.
by lordlim
#8.
by dws
#7.
by capricia13
#6.
by BennyB
#5.
by Tupper
#4.
by Saccharin
#3.
by Noisewater
#2.
by McBeefy
And the winner is...
IcedCelebs Icicle Awards | Celebrity Jewelry
Rock Video
Ice Queen
A song by a band called Within Temptation. I’m guessing Evanescence fans must like this Dutch goth rock band as well. All I can say is yuck but I’m including them because they fit into my theme this week. This particular song was their breakthrough hit in 2001 after years in the ‘underground’ scene. (I’m guessing the same underground that includes a love of fantasy fiction, role playing games, air-brushed art that involves wizards and unicorns, and women with names like ‘Raven’.
Ice Dancers
First Place - Fire and Ice
A routine from the ridiculous movie (and I mean that as a compliment) Blades of Glory (2007). The song they are ‘ice dancing’ to is Fire and Ice by Pat Benatar, the ice skating fools are Will Ferrell and Jon Heder.
Second Place - Ice, Ice Baby
Actually, this is really Jim Carrey acting like Vanilla Ice on SNL.
Jim Carrey As Vanilla Ice - video powered by Metacafe
Jim Carrey As Vanilla Ice
Third Place - These Guys
These guys aren’t famous but they deserve some credit for their great wedding dance to Ice, Ice Baby!
Music Category - Rapper Actors
Well the only three nominees eligible for an icicle are Vanilla Ice, Ice T and Ice Cube. I will have to give Ice T and Ice Cube a tie here with no second place.
If I was very, very rich I would give each winner their choice of one of these beautiful icicle bracelets or a white gold icicle diamond pendant. I’m not, but if you are very rich please feel free to buy these and send them to me and I promise to forward them on (kidding!).
Top 5 Fastest Bikes in the World
Here is the brand new list of the top 5 fastest bikes in the world! Includes the BMW K1200S, Ducati 1098s, Aprilia RSV 1000R Mille, Yamaha YZF R1 and the Honda CBR 1100XX!
5. BMW K1200S 167 mhh (268 km/h)
With enough raw power to shock even the most seasoned adrenaline junky, the K 1200 S hurls you from a dead stop to sixty mph in just 2.8 seconds. Once you're over the whiplash, you'll keep climbing, topping out at speeds that run neck-and-neck with the fastest production motorcycles in the world.
4. Ducati 1098s 169 mph (271 km/h)
The Ducati 1098 is a 1099 cc L-twin sport bike manufactured by Ducati. It was announced on November 8, 2006 for the 2007 model year and replaces the 999. The 1098 makes a manufacturer claimed 160 horsepower, 90.4 ft-lb torque, and weighs 173kg. These figures gives the 1098 the highest torque-to-weight ratio of any production sport bike ever made.
3. Aprilia RSV 1000R Mille 175mph (281 km/h)
The RSV Mille and limited-edition RSV Mille Factory are high performance V-twin powered motorcycles made by Aprilia with a 143 HP 998 cc engine built by the Austrian company Rotax. For 2006. the RSV Mille Factory won the Maxisport category for Masterbike 2006 and overall Masterbike of the year.
2. Yamaha YZF R1 176mph (283 km/h)
The Yamaha YZF-R1 motorcycle, introduced in 1998, was the first significant motorcycle in the true litre class (1,000 cc) "handling arms race" between the Japanese Big Four motorcycle manufacturers (Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki and Yamaha). When introduced, it took the class closer to a true racing motorcycle, and increased the handling capabilities.
1. Honda CBR 1100XX Super Blackbird 178mph (286 km/h)
Honda CBR 1100 XX Super Blackbird is a sport-touring motorcycle built by Honda. It combines big engine power, Easy operational error-tolerance with touring comfort. The Blackbird production started in 1997 and the last year of production was 2006. The Blackbird was the result of Honda's attempt to build the world's fastest production motorcycle, stealing the crown from Kawasaki.